"Before critizing someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you critizise him, you are a mile away, and you have his shoes."

Current Ranking: Insufficient games played

Poker accomplishments/wins: I know the hand rankings by heart

Plays online at: Paradise Poker

Online Aliases: Greystreak

Playing style: Incredible!

Most Likely To: finish as high as possible in a tournament without 
getting paid.

Least Likely to: finish in a position high enough to get paid.

Worst 'bad beat': I once got Rivered by the same guy 5 times in under 
an hour.

When not playing poker I'm: in the student bar. Playing music. Reading
about philosophy. Doing dentistry.

Favourite poker pro: Ram Vaswani
 
Favourite/Lucky Openers: K9 of clubs
 
Favourite quote/saying: "NO MIRACLES!!!" (when ahead preflop)
 
Favourite film: Debbie Does Dallas
 
Favourite website: www.ravenblack.net/warlocks
 
Anything else (if you must): I used to be a croupier. Don't be fooled by the flashy cardplay though- I'm quite useless at poker. 

                         - "Behold the power of the Beer Hand!" -