"Remember these three words and you will never be broke - 'stick em up'!!"

Current Ranking: 26th

Poker accomplishments/wins: First place (out of 42) in the 'Bristol Bumpkin Challenge' held at the Gutshot in January 2005 - £475

Plays online at: mainly at www.pokerpages.com, sometimes www.ultimatebet.com and sometimes www.absolutepoker.com

Online Aliases: Oinkment

Playing style: Tight and Agressive - You'd better be holding better than me!

Most Likely To: Re-Raise

Least Likely to: Fold a monster

Worst 'bad beat': Holding KT suited - Flop is KKT - I go all in (who would'nt) - Pair of 9's calls - 2 more 9's appear on the flop -  i walk home.....

When not playing poker I'm: Thinking about playing poker

Favourite poker pro: Howard Lederer

Favourite/Lucky Openers: AA - Come on like I would tell you guys!

Favourite quote/saying: "Kangeroo"

Favourite film: Clockwork Orange

                         - "Behold the power of the Beer Hand!" -