"You don't have to be a sanitation engineer to know garbage when you see it"

Current Ranking: Insufficient games played

Poker accomplishments/wins: Dragging down a 35K pot on a complete bluff with 7-2 os against trip queens and a flush draw

Plays online at: I don't do it. Online poker is rigged.

Online Aliases: Don't have one. I play on Dave's account. With his money.

Playing style: Completeley predictable!

Most Likely To: be completely unable to control my shaking hand when I have a monster hand....and no, it's not Parkinson's....

Least Likely to: Fold Jacks again pre-flop if Dale goes all-in

Worst 'bad beat': I don't really have a bad beat story, but my KK running into quad Aces is still a painful memory...

When not playing poker I'm: listening to Dave banging on about playing poker.

Favourite poker pro: Not exactly a pro, but Ben Affleck gets my vote for his aggressive style, his unpredictable, deceptive plays and his solid table image. That and he's got a really lovely bum.

Favourite/Lucky Openers: K-8, for no other reason that I once flopped a boat with it against Dale :o)

Favourite quote/saying: "She's small but she's strong. Her last kid came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."

Favourite film: An Officer and a Gentleman. Does 'Corrie' count?

Favourite website: www.moneysavingexpert.com

Anything else: Dave now officially has more poker books than Amazon.com and more bloody chips than Harry Ramsden's. I'm thinking of starting a shop on eBay just to free up some space for my back copies of 'Hello'. Interested parties please email me with offers and enquiries.

                         - "Behold the power of the Beer Hand!" -