"You don't have to be a sanitation engineer to know garbage when you see it"
Current Ranking: Insufficient games played
Poker accomplishments/wins: Dragging down a 35K pot on a complete bluff with 7-2 os against trip queens and a flush draw
Plays online at: I don't do it. Online poker is rigged.
Online Aliases: Don't have one. I play on Dave's account. With his money.
Playing style: Completeley predictable!
Most Likely To: be completely unable to control my shaking hand when I have a monster hand....and no, it's not Parkinson's....
Least Likely to: Fold Jacks again pre-flop if Dale goes all-in
Worst 'bad beat': I don't really have a bad beat story, but my KK running into quad Aces is still a painful memory...
When not playing poker I'm: listening to Dave banging on about playing poker.
Favourite poker pro: Not exactly a pro, but Ben Affleck gets my vote for his aggressive style, his unpredictable, deceptive plays and his solid table image. That and he's got a really lovely bum.
Favourite/Lucky Openers: K-8, for no other reason that I once flopped a boat with it against Dale :o)
Favourite quote/saying: "She's small but she's strong. Her last kid came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."
Favourite film: An Officer and a Gentleman. Does 'Corrie' count?
Favourite website: www.moneysavingexpert.com
Anything else: Dave now officially has more poker books than Amazon.com and more bloody chips than Harry Ramsden's. I'm thinking of starting a shop on eBay just to free up some space for my back copies of 'Hello'. Interested parties please email me with offers and enquiries.
- "Behold the power of the Beer Hand!" -