“That’s the worst call I’ve ever seen”

Current Ranking: 10th

Poker accomplishments/wins: None

Plays online at: Everywhere.  Mainly BetOnBet (PokerRoom skin - email for
up to 40% RakeBack deal!)

Online Aliases: GeyStax, GayStax, GuyStax

Played for how long?: 10 months online. Few years live

Playing style: Rubbish.  Too tight.  Fold when I enter a pot.

Most Likely To: Fold

Least Likely to: Vary my play

Worst 'bad beat' suffered: None. I fold before anyone gets the chance to
beat me

Worst 'bad beat' inflicted: None.  I fold bad cards

When not playing poker I'm: Bored.

If I was a 'Whinging Phil' animal type I'd be a: Eh?

Favourite poker pro: Dan Harrington - who else?

Favourite/Lucky Openers: I only play AA.  I even fold them UTG.

Favourite quote/saying: You gotta be init to winit.  I don't practise what
I preach.

Favourite film: Quadraphenia - without doubt.

Favourite website: friday-night-poker.co.uk, do I win £5?

Favourite biscuit: Can you still get them Uniteds?  They were great.

Anything else: (if you must) I have nothing to say.

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