"Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents."
Current Ranking: Insufficient games played
Poker accomplishments/wins: 6th/140 in Gutshot Beginners Tourney
Plays online at: Bet365, VC, Paradise
Online Aliases: Swampster
Played for how long?: Online - 1 year. Live - 4 months
Playing style: Tight-ish
Most Likely To: Go all-in and win against AA
Least Likely to: Get the AA in the first place.
Worst 'bad beat' suffered: No such thing (yeah, right)
Worst 'bad beat' inflicted: Went all-in against a guy who was holding A-A with A-2-2 on the board. I turned over 2-2 .....
When not playing poker I'm: Being a starving artist
Favourite poker pro: does Vicky Coren count? :)
Favourite/Lucky Openers: 9-T spades - always wins.
Favourite quote/saying: "Where am I from ? I'm from the United States of Kiss-My-Ass!"
Favourite film: The Godfather I/II
Favourite website: http://www.punterslounge.com/
Favourite biscuit: Mint Viscounts
- "Behold the power of the Beer Hand!" -