"Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents." 

Current Ranking: Insufficient games played

Poker accomplishments/wins: 6th/140 in Gutshot Beginners Tourney

Plays online at: Bet365,  VC, Paradise

Online Aliases: Swampster

Played for how long?: Online - 1 year. Live - 4 months

Playing style: Tight-ish

Most Likely To: Go all-in and win against AA

Least Likely to: Get the AA in the first place.

Worst 'bad beat' suffered: No such thing  (yeah, right)

Worst 'bad beat' inflicted: Went all-in against a guy who was holding A-A with A-2-2 on the board. I turned over 2-2 .....

When not playing poker I'm: Being a starving artist

Favourite poker pro: does Vicky Coren count?  :)

Favourite/Lucky Openers: 9-T spades - always wins.

Favourite quote/saying: "Where am I from ? I'm from the United States of Kiss-My-Ass!"

Favourite film: The Godfather I/II

Favourite website: http://www.punterslounge.com/

Favourite biscuit: Mint Viscounts

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