"Omaha high-low was invented by a sadist and is played by masochists."

Current Ranking: Insufficient games played

Poker accomplishments/wins: Won online 7-2 tournament last week.

Plays online at: Pokerroom and Pokerstars

Online Aliases: DanDaggerman

Played for how long?: 18 months (play money), 3 games (real money)

Playing style: Tighter than a tight thing that is wearing old lady's
tights.

Most Likely To: Check

Least Likely to: Check-raise

Worst 'bad beat' suffered: Nothing of note so far.

Worst 'bad beat' inflicted: Going all-in with A9 suited, opponent had AK
suited. Flop shows an A. River comes up. It's a 9! Win the hand with 2
pair, effectively knocking my opponent out.

Favourite/Lucky Openers: J and 5 - just because it sounds like Jackson
Fives.

Favourite quote/saying: "Let off some steam, Bennett!"

Favourite film: The Usual Suspects (and Goodfellas and Fight Club)

Favourite website: Not favourite, but one I find invaluable. 

Favourite biscuit: White chocolate chip cookies.

Anything else: (if you must)
David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that
the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there
was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being
*crushed* by a *dwarf*.

                         - "Behold the power of the Beer Hand!" -