"I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it."- Gus Hansen
Aces cracked by the ol' Seven-Deuce AGAIN? Has 'someone' come all-in over the top of your raise with nothing but Jack-Four off and made you muck your pocket Queens? Vent your spleen here and feel better about it immediately. Amusing poker stories and dirty jokes always welcome too...
